Only #7!?

By now you have surely heard the news that the Princeton Review recently declared the University of Dayton to have the 7th "Happiest Students" in the nation. While I am honored that my university holds such a prestigious award, I am not content with being only the 7th happiest students. I mean, what else does the student body of UD need to do? The only logical solution is that students are simply not eating enough ArtStreet Cafe. The euphoric joy one undergoes while sinking their teeth into a grilled panini or nibbling on a garden-fresh salad is truly indescribable. The more people who eat there, the happier the campus will become. Next year, the Princeton Review will rank the University of Dayton students as the happiest in the nation, thanks to the delicious, and convenient, ArtStreet Cafe.