21st Birthday Wallpost Superlatives

Did you write the worst Facebook wall post on my 21st birthday? Read my Official 21st Birthday Faceboook Wallpost Superlatives to find out! (Click images for larger view).

Most Encouraging

Why thank you, Drew. I am glad someone cares about my goals in life. Unfortunately, my goal of 300 was not met, unless I receive about 200 people wishing me a late happy birthday 4 days after it happened.

Best Present I Will Never Receive

Thanks, Liz. In-N-Out Burger at this moment would be incredibly delicious.

Biggest Disappointment

Let me explain, Mary. Your post was not the least bit disappointing, I am simply apologizing that I disappointed you. You hoped that my 21st birthday "would be everything that I would have dreamed of and more." I am sorry to disappoint you, but I never dreamed of blogging on the eve of my 21st birthday.

Best Obligatory Alcohol Reference

GLBC= Great Lakes Brewing Company. Rob was the only person who offered to buy me a drink on my birthday, and I, regrettably, did not capitalize on his offer.

You Must Really Care About Me

4:46am, Jackie? I am so touched that you woke up early extra early so you would not forget to wish me a happy birthday.

Biggest Self Esteem Booster

Not only does Monica include a nice balance of capitalization and exclamation marks, but she also includes a reference to Geauga Lake in there. The fact that she read my blog and found it hilarious is enough to inflate my ego to biblical proportions. The smiling face at the end really seals the deal.

Best Combo

Kara's post is an excellent work of prose on its own, but she was the ONLY individual who distinguished herself from the rest of you heathens that only wrote on my Facebook wall by calling me. Surprisingly, some people do in fact still call their loved ones on birthdays. I was serenaded with an unforgettable rendition of happy birthday that was truly heavenly.

Best Example of Brotherly Love

Look at this, my younger brother does his best to make me happy on my birthday. What a bro.

Most Effort

Daniel felt it necessary to add 57 (yes, I counted) exclamation marks to his wall post. I initially labeled this post as overkill; however, I soon realized how much work Daniel really put into this. You see, 57 was my high school football number. Daniel must have searched through archives of old pictures and rosters to discover this. Additionally, his confession of reading my blog and feeling obligated to include an excessive amount of punctuation warmed my heart.

And finally...



THE WORST

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Thank you all for your birthday wishses. I geniuely appreciate them!